wooden spoons
dirt
bugs
the outdoors (except the ocean)
unfinished wood
egg cartons
leaf blowers
soggy bread/bread related products
forts
men who wear jewelry
dating men who wear jewelry
toast crumbs in the butter
scent of banana
things movita likes
the ocean
snow
pyjamas
donkeys
roasting marshmallows
superstore birthday cake
breakfast food
car rides
sunscreen
stale marshmallow peeps
meringues
things movita fears
bugs
dating
dirt
ferris wheels
airplane toilets
parallel parking
most sports
lakes/the leeches within them
public pools
celebrity sightings
~William H. Macy, on the #4 bus, Halifax
~Aidan Quinn, DuMaurier Theatre, Halifax
~Brian Littrell, Backstreet Boys, waiting tables at Himachi Kita, Halifax
~Miniature David Caruso, on the #4 bus, Halifax
~Curly Watts (Coronation Street), Swiss Chalet, Dartmouth Crossing
~Mr. Burt Reynolds, at New Fortune Restaurant, Halifax
~Dog the Bounty Hunter, on the #4 bus, Halifax
~George Newbern (Father of the Bride), near Spadina Ave, Toronto
~Ringo Starr (The Beatles), coffee shop, King & Charlotte, Toronto
~Jimmi Harkishin, (Coronation Street), Tim Horton's, Napanee, Ontario
~Wilmer Valderrama, New York
~Bob Dylan, cafe, New York
I will admit that I’m spending more time on the essay than the contestants did working on their pumpkins. Which isn’t saying much.
-gh
movita is starting to think you suck.
Grasshopper is still in recovery.
Imagine, if you will, the big pumpkin as Rob Ford and Grasshopper as the chewed-up, baby gourd.
Actually, that’s pretty much how it looked.