body count

Because movita and 2.0 have only lived at the Cat Farm for a year and a half, Halloween can be a challenge in terms of purchasing candy. Last year, some neighbours told movita and 2.0 to expect upwards of 200 trick or treaters. They got 34. This year, movita put 2.0 in charge of counting the number of kids who came round begging for candy, in order to ensure an accurate average to direct them in next year’s candy purchases.

2.0′s Trick or Treat Count:

• 1 leopard
• 1 giraffe
• 1 Austin Powers
• 1 Luigi
• 1 guy from Scream
• 1 fairy
• 1 Doug
• 1 zombie
• 8 girls with dumb costumes
• 1 witch
• 1 big mask
• 1 bride (goth)
• 1 joker
• 4 Asian kids, no costumes
• 1 joker
• 1 joker (Batman)
• 1 Dorothy
• 1 sulky teen
• 2 bumble bees
• 1 bubble wrap
• 2 boys with dumb costumes
• 1 ladybug
• 1 punk ass teen
• 1 Jason

Total: 35 trick or treaters

He’s very thorough.

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