jerry
Remember when 2.0 offered to set Hagley up with a dude? Well, a couple of weeks ago movita and 2.0 were driving to the grocery store when he yelled: hey! there’s Jerry!
movita: Who?
2.0: Jerry. From work. The guy I got for your sister.
movita: Where?
2.0: In that truck that just drove through the intersection.
movita: If only I had known to look.
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Later that week…
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2.0: That was just Dave.
movita: Dave? From work?
2.0: Yah. You know, Dave. He stopped by to get that envelope. You know… Dave.
movita: Honey, the only person I’ve met from your work was Steven.
2.0: Steve.
movita: Okay. Steve.
2.0: And Jerry.
movita: Jerry?
2.0: Yah, you know, Jerry.
movita: Thanks for saying it really slowly. Still, I’ve never met Jerry.
2.0: Yah you have. The other day. The guy your sister could marry.
movita: I didn’t meet him. I saw the back-end of his truck driving through an intersection.
2.0: Same diff.
movita: Is it?
2.0: Are you getting mad?
movita: No. I’m just…
2.0: Hey! That bird looks just like niles!
movita:
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Laughing. A lot.
This was brought to my attention by an Alert Reader/Concerned Member of the Public/My Friend Cheryl.
I would like to know whether (1) Jerry was making a cold delivery to the grocery store when you saw him, (2) Jerry and his housemate’s names were on the side of the truck, and (3) Dave and Cheryl might hit it off.
Jerry works with 2.0, so he doesn’t do cold deliveries. He does manly stuff with pre-cast concrete panels.
No names on the side of the truck as far as movita could tell, but it was really wizzin’ by. Mostly she saw the tailgate, which may or may not have had a bumper sticker that read: I break for concrete.
Dave is middle aged and married. Oh, and his hand was crushed at work a few weeks ago. movita thinks Cheryl should come for a visit and let 2.0 find her a really nice (and possibly gay) man from his job site.