tech gangsta
2.0: (looking at his computer screen) Well, your blog looks exactly the same to me.
movita: That’s because you’re not on my new blog.
2.0: What? How am I supposed to find it?
movita: Um, click the link that takes you there.
2.0: Oh… (searching for the link)
movita: Right here.
2.0: Oh my god! This is totally different! (pausing) What’s this? What the…
movita: That’s the post that tells people not to freak out about the new blog format.
2.0: (after reading the post) I can’t find the comments!
movita: They are right there. At the top of the post.
2.0: Are those the ones for this writing? Or the writing below?
movita: This writing.
2.0: It won’t work! It doesn’t work!
movita: Just hover over it and click.
2.0: I am. I’m clicking a lot. It’s not working.
movita: Over the blue number. Click the blue number.
2.0: Got it… hey! Here are the comments! (pausing to read)
2.0: Wait. I can’t get back. I can’t get back!
movita: Well, you could just hit the “back” button. Or click on “front page.” Or “movita beaucoup.”
2.0: It’s okay. I got back. (pausing to read some more)
2.0: Where’s your to-do list? I can’t find it!
movita: Why don’t you type “to-do list” in the search box?
2.0: (typing “to-do list” into the address bar) Here?
movita: No. Where it says “search the archives.”
2.0: Here? (typing)
movita: No. That’s google. Oh for the love of…
2.0: Found it!
I’m confused! What was wrong with the old one?? I can’t find the comment section. I got here by accident. It’s so high tech. I’m whining. I can’t help it. I like change. But so much change???
And, by the way, since I won’t be able to find where to put this in reference to mice, I did not throw a boulder at the mouse. It was dawdling on the back walkway and I knew if I didn’t do something, I would be forever wondering where it was and what it was doing and did it get in my house!! So I calmly went into the garage, looked around, picked up a large edging paver block, raised it over my head, tried to calculate the angle of the projectile and heaved. Spot on! Flat as a pancake.
Tired of fretting about mice? Call Rosie Beaucoup.
The reference to mouse should have been place in the comment section for “mousetrap.” Honestly, people.
Also, a paver isn’t much better than a rock.