movita almost kills hot wheelchair guy

movita shares her building with a man she likes to call Hot Wheelchair Guy. (Because he’s cute and has a wheelchair.) He lives just up the hall from her. The other day, when checking her mail in the lobby, movita saw him getting into the elevator, and decided this would be the perfect time to get an up close, face-to-face look at him. She waited for the elevator doors to close behind him, and then made a break for the stairs. She ran past the first floor apartments, past the gym and pool, and headed into the stairwell. She took the stairs three at a time. She ran incredibly quickly. So quickly, in fact, that she beat the elevator up to the second floor. But movita didn’t know just how fast she could move, and movita also didn’t know that she had arrived on the second floor before the elevator.

When she burst through the end door of her hallway she couldn’t see Hot Wheelchair Guy. She assumed that she had missed him as he came off the elevator and that he was safe and sound in his apartment. (This has happened in the past – the man is like a frickin’ cat – and his apartment is right beside the elevators.) So, she continued to run at full tilt up the hall toward her apartment at the opposite end. Super Speed Mode was now fully engaged, and unfortunately, she was unable to slow down as Hot Wheelchair Guy slowly rolled off the elevator at the mid-point of the corridor. Impact was inevitable. As she tried to swerve and avoid collision, she launched her body off the right side of his chair, flipped through the air, and crashed into a wall. Imagine his surprise. Now imagine the loud sound her body made when it hit the wall.

And you know what? movita really didn’t get a good look at him after all. She pretty much dropped tail and made a break for it. In fact, it probably would have been easier to ride up in the elevator with him, but that’s only occurred to movita just now.

 

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